THE PERSON BEHIND THE EMAIL

ONE PERSON.
NO AGENCY.

I find broken websites, design better ones, and only charge if you want it built. No meetings, no account managers, no "creative directors" billing $200/hour.

WHY I DO THIS

I GOT SICK OF THE AGENCY MODEL

I spent years working in and around agencies. You know the drill - "discovery workshops", mood boards nobody asked for, $15k quotes for a 5-page website, and 6-week timelines that always blew out to 12.

The client pays a fortune and gets a website that loads in 8 seconds, looks like a template, and converts about as well as a brick wall.

I thought: what if I just did the work first?

Find a broken site. Design a better one. Send it over. If they like it, they pay $500 and I build it. If they don't, I've practiced my craft and move on. No invoices, no guilt trips, no wasted time in meetings about font sizes.

Turns out, people love it when you actually show them something instead of talking about it for weeks.

7 DAYS

Average turnaround from payment to live site

$0 UPFRONT

You see the design before you spend a cent

0 MEETINGS

Everything happens over email. 1-2 emails max.

100% YOURS

You own the code, the design, everything. No lock-in.

THE ANTI-AGENCY

WHAT I ACTUALLY DO

1

I FIND GOOD BUSINESSES WITH BAD WEBSITES

I look for small businesses doing solid work - tradies, cafes, local services - whose websites are quietly costing them customers. Not to take advantage of it. To fix it.

2

I DESIGN A REPLACEMENT - FOR FREE

No brief, no meeting, no "what's your brand vision?" - I just look at your business, your competitors, and your industry, then design something that actually works. On my own time, on my own dime.

3

I SEND IT TO YOU

You get a link to see the design. Not a wireframe, not a "concept" - a real, high-fidelity mockup of what your new site will look like. If you hate it, delete the email and forget I exist.

4

YOU PAY $500 - I BUILD IT

Love the design? Pay $500 and I code the whole thing by hand. Fast, secure, mobile-perfect, with basic SEO baked in - meta tags, schema markup, fast load times, the foundations to get found on Google. Live in 7 days. No deposit, no invoices, no surprises.

NOT JUST SOME RANDOM

THE BORING STUFF THAT PROVES I'M LEGIT

REAL BUSINESS

Registered business with a real ABN. Not some guy in a basement (okay, sometimes a basement, but a nice basement).

YEARS OF EXPERIENCE

I've built websites for corporates, startups, and small businesses. I know what converts and what doesn't.

STRIPE PAYMENTS

All payments through Stripe - the same processor used by Amazon, Google, and Shopify. Your money is safe.

NO LOCK-IN

You own everything. Code, design, assets. Want to leave? I'll hand it all over and wish you well.

SEEN THE DESIGN?

If I've already sent you a mockup, you know what you're getting. The only question left is whether you want it built.

$500 - I WANT IT

Or go back to the homepage to learn more.